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Squirrel Haters United !


Squirrels are evil, satonic creatures,(or underevolved apes as i like to call them..~Mr.Shroom). A selective few are being chosen to fight! We are open for any members. WE WILL KNOW IF YOU ARE A SQUIRREL! ([Snowboarding Zombie] was here as well) TRAITORS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN! (only joking. . . maybe. . .) If you take a ranking someone already signed up for, you will be terminated! If the rank you want is taken, send me a message and I'll see what i can do! After your name, type in your choice weapon and its name!
~(shrooms are good for your health, Mr.Shroom)
I, [Raesha], leader of this army, has signed a Peace Agreement with the Squirrels Are Cool . We are not to destroy a squirrel unless it attacked you first.
...i [Snowboarding Zombie] declare i was here....muhahahahha


General: [Raesha] Fire Blade (some kind of sword)
Colonel: [Snowboarding Zombie] ...old french bread.....fear it...
Commander: [the prick of love, the blood of hate]
Spy 1: [irish kitten]
Spy 2:[Lily~]
Spy 3:[Lady Lucifer]
Spy 4: [Lady_Elowyn] Pellet gun! (My best friend is utterly terrified of these... creatures. Seeing as she has no Elftown account and would probably be too frightened to battle them herself, I'll join for her!)
Spy 5:
Sniper 1: [Saphira]
Sniper 2: [Raventhorn] Mortus(latin for death) {Sniper Riffle}
Sniper 3: [Spearhead Assualt] Xoen, the human typhon (is vash!)
Sniper 4: [XxTsomexX] Damn evil little things....
Sniper 5: [Harms_Way]
Foot Soldier 1:[Goten]
Foot Soldier 2:[BEATBOX ROMANCE.]
Foot Soldier 3:
Weapon Master:[gypsygirl] AK-47 or a red rider bb gun
Doctor: [I stabbith ye] - A bag of Nuts....*isn't a squrriel spy* o_0...(lol...he said nuts...~Shroom)
Nurse:
Nurse:
Scientist: [half-demon gurl] Testaiga (demon sword)
Psychiatrist: [silverhotfox] Aurora Luna
Arsonist: [DemonBunny (penguins will rule you all)] The Spork of Doom!...(whats a spork?...~Mr.Shroom)(half fork, half spoon it's the spork! AHHHHH!)(no way, thats awsome...damn..wheres my spork!)
Mascot:I AM THE MASCOT!!!...A SHROOM!!..~Mr.Shroom...

Beware the pink squirrel tattoo. Members of the Squirrel mafia have them. Anialiate them and ask questions later!
[Raesha]<-she eats squrils for dinner...words of wise from..
[Snowboarding Zombie]
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wow...these things are ugly..like muntant....
no wonder we want to kill em....
~Mr.Shroom

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2005-07-15 [Raesha]: eat up!

2005-07-16 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ....TT_TT;...haircuts today....waaa...i want my hair back.....

2005-07-16 [Raesha]: did they shave you? if not, don't complain! get a backbone already! (kidding) (kind of)

2005-07-16 [Snowboarding Zombie]: .....not very helpful are we army leader.....

2005-07-16 [Raesha]: *sighs* you ARE helpful, you just complain a little(okay, a lot) too much!

2005-07-16 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...:P'..its very hard killing these things with bread....but thats the only thing at hand....hmmmm....better let it stay out and get hard.....

2005-07-16 [Raesha]: good idea. . . oh, before i forget here*hands [Snowboarding Zombie] 20 acorn bombs* now you have a weapon!

2005-07-16 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..heehee...we kill them with there own acorns that they protect with there lives..sweet irony...

2005-07-16 [Raesha]: thank you, thank you. . . i thought them up. . .

2005-07-16 [Snowboarding Zombie]: wow...were having 3 conversations..one here, another in our guestbooks, and last in messages..all different...amazing...hey wheres my damn candy bar!!!!...

2005-07-16 [Raesha]: i owe you a candy bar?

2005-07-16 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..the add said if you did somthing amazing the cnady bar thing would open...those liers....

2005-07-16 [Raesha]: sorry. . . sue them! i'll be your lawyer!

2005-07-16 [Raventhorn]: lol

2005-07-17 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!<--had to make this comment...

2005-07-17 [Snowboarding Zombie]: YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO THE MIGHTY BIRTHDAY KING!!!!....damn this sucks when no ones on....

2005-07-18 [Raesha]: *bows down* HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *hands you a present wrapped in shiny silver paper* open it! open it! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-07-18 [Snowboarding Zombie]: *opens it*....hmmm.....candy?....

2005-07-18 [half-demon gurl]: *gives you a present wrapped in squirrel fur* happy b-day! (it's old french bread! with a bomb inside!)

2005-07-18 [Raesha]: it's not candy! oh, wait, yeah it is. . . and a stuffed squirrel. . . it's soft and furry! and dead!

2005-07-19 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..pokes squrrel with bread...are your sure its dead?....*poke*..*poke*...

2005-07-19 [Snowboarding Zombie]: we need more people....

2005-07-19 [Raventhorn]: *gives [Snowboarding Zombie] a late b-day prestent wrapped in black wrapping and red ribbon* ^.^ happy late b-day!

2005-07-19 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ^_^;..yes...*opens it*...hmmm

2005-07-19 [Raventhorn]: lol

2005-07-19 [Raesha]: i'm working on getting more members! YOU CAN TOO, YA KNOW! I AM NOT YOUR MOM; YOU NEED TO HELP ME!!!!! *grrrs*

2005-07-20 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...ok mom....

2005-07-20 [Raesha]: the [Squirrels are cool] wiki has posted that we are their enemy! we have been found out! i blame you all even though it's all my fault. . .

2005-07-20 [Snowboarding Zombie]: everyone must send evil messages to them or put one on there winki..

2005-07-20 [Acceber]: HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-07-20 [Raesha]: DON'T LAUGH AT US! WE ARE A GROWING ORGANIZATIO!

2005-07-20 [Acceber]: YEAH, RIGHT!

2005-07-20 [Raesha]: grrr . . .

2005-07-20 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...eh?...dude acceber your just a stupid bitch who no one loves....so you love squriels

2005-07-20 [Raesha]: ouch. . . that was cruel. . . just for that you're gonna get a raise. . . oh, wait, i'm not paying you. . . *hands you a kitkat bar* there you go!

2005-07-20 [Snowboarding Zombie]: *nibbles on bar*....yummy....wait.....*cough*......

2005-07-20 [Raesha]: why are you coughing?

2005-07-20 [Snowboarding Zombie]: dosent sound very tuff...nither dose french bread tho...

2005-07-20 [Raesha]: true. . .

2005-07-21 [Art squall]: I LOVE SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  O.o PEACE

2005-07-21 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...wrong winki then dip shit.....

2005-07-21 [Acceber]: whats a ' winki ' ?

2005-07-22 [Raesha]: he means wiki! *whispers in your ear* he's special! don't laugh at him. . . please. . .

2005-07-22 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...im going to kill you raesha......*pulls out bread*....special my ass.....

2005-07-22 [Raesha]: i was joking! trying to get over my loss and be happy! *burries her head in her hands. in a muffled voice she asks* are you that cruel?

2005-07-22 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...depends.....*scratchs head*...i could be.....

2005-07-22 [Raesha]: *draws out Fire Blade* i've taken lesson with this baby for YEARS. you wanna go?

2005-07-22 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...ya..*pulls out bread*...lets go...think you can take this?...hmmm?....

2005-07-22 [Raventhorn]: *Pulls out Mortus.* what are we doing again?

2005-07-22 [Snowboarding Zombie]: *hits you on head and runs off*...i donno..<<....>>......^^!...

2005-07-22 [Raventhorn]: Gak! *pounces on you* HAHA!

2005-07-22 [Acceber]: *whispers* thank you Raesha! i got confoosed...hee hee

2005-07-22 [Acceber]: B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O and BINGO was his name-o!

2005-07-22 [Snowboarding Zombie]: name-o....wait...*hits spirited*....heehee...*runs off*...wait what are you doing here acceber?...

2005-07-22 [Acceber]: i got bored o.O

2005-07-22 [Raesha]: i have sad news. my cat is dead. we must hold a memorial for him. any suggestions? (stop hitting each other, you two!)

2005-07-22 [Raventhorn]: *growls and takles [Snowboarding Zombie], pinning him* XP (Were 'training')

2005-07-22 [Raesha]: right. . . right. . . and i'm a koi fish. . .

2005-07-22 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...what your not a koi fish?....

2005-07-23 [Raventhorn]: =O your not?!

2005-07-23 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..i know i thought she was.....

2005-07-23 [Nirre]: there was a farmer had a dog his name was bobby bingo B-I-N-G-O-, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O Bingo was his name-o

2005-07-23 [Acceber]: YEY!!!!!!!!

2005-07-23 [Nirre]: eep

2005-07-23 [Snowboarding Zombie]: whaaa...wait o hey agien...

2005-07-24 [Am#01]: HI

2005-07-24 [Raesha]: i am not a koi!

2005-07-24 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...really?....hi am#01

2005-07-24 [~gemz~]: Hi, can I join please. I hate squirrels.

2005-07-24 [Nirre]: *gives evils*

2005-07-24 [Snowboarding Zombie]: yes you can rose....

2005-07-24 [~gemz~]: Thank you.

2005-07-24 [Snowboarding Zombie]: k..what do you want to be?....

2005-07-24 [~gemz~]: sorry, i've changed my mind

2005-07-25 [Acceber]: o.O BINGO!

2005-07-25 [Nirre]: *points and laughs at silly people (not u acceb)* ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DOG, HIS NAME WAS BOBBY BINGO, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O

2005-07-25 [Acceber]: B-I-N-G-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-07-25 [Nirre]: bingo was his name-o

2005-07-25 [Acceber]: O!

2005-07-25 [Nirre]: hehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe BA-DOING!

2005-07-25 [Acceber]: heeheeeheehehheheeheheheehheehehehhehee!!!!!!! GIFFY!

2005-07-25 [Nirre]: *points and laughs at silly people (not u acceb)* ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DOG, HIS NAME WAS BOBBY BINGO, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O

2005-07-25 [Nirre]:

THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DOG, HIS NAME WAS BOBBY BINGO, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O

2005-07-25 [Acceber]:

mwhahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhhahaha!

we are evil!

2005-07-25 [Acceber]: [Raesha] please go here Peace Agreement

2005-07-25 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..you guys are all retards....stuiped squrriel loving fucks...

2005-07-25 [Snowboarding Zombie]: NOW SIGN THE DAMN TREATY!!!

2005-07-25 [Raesha]: who are you yelling at? ME? or them? i already signed the treaty. you can calm down, okay!

2005-07-25 [Nirre]: To be a retard implys that I am mentally ill or mentally damaged, of which I am neither, therefore I am not a retard,

2005-07-25 [Raesha]: *sighs* now i need to defend [Snowboarding Zombie]... he knows that. he was tired...

2005-07-25 [Nirre]: I signed teh peace agreement, sorry guys, I was being an a-hole, no harm meant, xxxx you are all sweethearts really, I'm sure

2005-07-25 [Acceber]: *hugs everyone* YEY!!!!!!!! :)

2005-07-26 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...*cough*....you smell like squriel...

2005-07-26 [Acceber]: i didn't hug you! you mean! ^o^

2005-07-26 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..>>...<<....you said everyone....<<....

2005-07-26 [Acceber]: awwwwww do you want a hug?

2005-07-27 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...not right now...

2005-07-27 [Nirre]: i do i do i do!

2005-07-27 [Acceber]: *hugs you* yey!

2005-07-28 [Snowboarding Zombie]: why are you here?....

2005-07-28 [Acceber]: because i am!

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: ? why must you fight? god, you are all like children!

2005-07-29 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...and your a fish....

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: I AM NOT A FISH! WHO SAID I WAS?!?!

2005-07-29 [Acceber]: ......hee hee fish

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: grr to you...

2005-07-29 [Acceber]: awwwwwwww, fine, to say i'm sorry, i'll change my vote on your poll :)

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: what did you put? boo this stinks?

2005-07-29 [Acceber]: that was my original vote, i changed it to 7 ^ ^

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: how did i know... thanks though. for changing it!

2005-07-29 [Acceber]: eh...it was nothing....MOOO!!!! *cough* sorry for that...O.o

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: okaaay... *hides behind a squirrel punching bag*

2005-07-29 [Acceber]: *falls off chair* owww, my mom broke one of it's legs, so i keep falling over!

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: *helps you up* can't you change chairs?

2005-07-29 [Acceber]: probably, but i think my mom thinks it's funny!

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: my mom laughs when i walk into walls... and doors... open AND closed...

2005-07-29 [Acceber]: hee hee...so does mine ^o^

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: we are so alike!

2005-07-29 [Acceber]: i know!!! except i'm older : P

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: you are?

2005-07-29 [Acceber]: yep, i'm 14, your 13 ^ ^

2005-07-29 [Raesha]: grr...

2005-07-29 [Acceber]: hee hee! O.O

2005-07-30 [silverhotfox]: Raesha... I am now a member

2005-07-30 [Raesha]: YAY! *hugs* now we have...10! 10 members!

2005-07-30 [silverhotfox]: I have a banner

2005-07-30 [Raesha]: yay!

2005-07-31 [Acceber]: there, i put the banner up!

2005-07-31 [Snowboarding Zombie]: .....i need a drink.....

2005-08-01 [Acceber]: ...o.O

2005-08-02 [Lily~]: DAMN ALL THE SQUIRRILS TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>O< My neighbor had them in his roof I think I've got them in mine now >.<*

2005-08-03 [Acceber]: ...ok!

2005-08-03 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...dont talk to her baby kai...shes with them..<<....

2005-08-03 [Acceber]: with who? ....jesus?

2005-08-03 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...no but thats bad as well.....umm she loves da squirrils...

2005-08-03 [Raesha]: NO! DON'T FIGHT! *sings to herself* I can't hear you....

2005-08-03 [Acceber]: i'm not fighting...am i? hmmmm....odd....oO

2005-08-03 [Raesha]: why can't we all just get along?

2005-08-03 [Acceber]: because he's difficult! *points*

2005-08-03 [Raesha]: [Snowboarding Zombie]! i signed a pease treaty! you can't be rude! (well, acuallly you can... but still)

2005-08-03 [Acceber]: i try to be nice, and he's ALWAYS mean!

2005-08-03 [Raesha]: i'm sorry... I'll yell at him later...

2005-08-03 [Acceber]: yey! yell yell....yellow....yellow shoe....

2005-08-06 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...i wasent fighting i was informing our new friend....

2005-08-06 [Acceber]: yes...

2005-08-07 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ....>>.........*points*.....haha made you look...

2005-08-07 [Acceber]: yes...

2005-08-11 [Lily~]: *raises an eyebrow then jumps in happieness* YESS!!! I AM AMONG MY OWN KIND!!!! *laughs like a maniac*

2005-08-11 [Acceber]: yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! XD *runs around in a circle*

2005-08-11 [Acceber]: ...indeed...

2005-08-12 [Raesha]: welcome, [Lily~]. we are proud to have you as a member. *hands you a sandwhich* here is your payment.

2005-08-12 [Acceber]: i pay my members in nuts *nods* oO;

2005-08-13 [Raesha]: you like squirrels, they like nuts. normal squirrel haters like sandwhiches, or pretend lest they be stabbed by my sword!

2005-08-13 [Acceber]: yes...i like chocolate sandwiches, there yummy!

2005-08-13 [Raesha]: ? chocolate sandwich?

2005-08-13 [Acceber]: yeah, you crumble chocolate into a normal sandwich, it's really nice!

2005-08-13 [Raesha]: ... i'll take your word...

2005-08-13 [Acceber]: i like it with coffee!

2005-08-13 [Raesha]: i hate grape. it tastes like medicine.

2005-08-13 [Acceber]: yes...yuck!

2005-08-13 [Raesha]: ^_^

2005-08-13 [Acceber]: hmmmm...i still have more members than you! mwhahahahaaa!!! lol!

2005-08-13 [Raesha]: ... GRRRR!...

2005-08-13 [Acceber]: yeah...well...some of them are friends from school...that i *forced* to join...

2005-08-13 [Raesha]: ... at least i didn't FORCE people to join... good plan though...

2005-08-13 [Acceber]: yes...well i only *forced* 3 or so...

2005-08-13 [Raesha]: right... i don't believe you... no offence...

2005-08-13 [Acceber]: ...yes...anyway...um...you are...ODD!!! ....*cries* oO;;

2005-08-13 [Raesha]: i AM odd... *smiles* and hyper!

2005-08-13 [Acceber]: me too!!!!!!!

2005-08-15 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...FUCK!!!!!.....schools tommorow....

2005-08-15 [Acceber]: mwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! ...poor you...*pats you on the head*

2005-08-15 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...>>.....haha...wait...whyed i laugh....

2005-08-15 [Acceber]: ummm...because you are tired...*gives you a pillow*

2005-08-15 [Snowboarding Zombie]: every day there's a boy in the mirror asking me:......what are you doing here?...... finding all my previous motives growing increasingly unclear

2005-08-15 [Acceber]: yes...well your here because your bored...or totally insane...or (like me) both....*pats you on head again* ^^

2005-08-15 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...nither nor?.....i have a life so to say...but i try to avoid it....because life is to fast....and i always find myself lost in it......

2005-08-15 [Acceber]: yes...getting lost is bad...so why are you all..well...like this tonight? hmmmmmmmm?

2005-08-15 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...school....uber gaynesss!

2005-08-16 [Raesha]: i WANT to go to school. there i can be away from my sisters!

2005-08-16 [silverhotfox]: I want to go to school to meet all the hot new guys....college here I come!

2005-08-16 [Acceber]: oooooooooooooo!

2005-08-16 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..what..<<....lol....nice awnser...

2005-08-17 [Acceber]: yes...

2005-08-17 [silverhotfox]: ill have to post pictures of the best ones at my house

2005-08-17 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..^^..can i be there..<<...you know you want to put me up...<<...i have cookies!

2005-08-17 [Raesha]: i'll put a picture of you on my house! *takes cookies* thank you!

2005-08-18 [Acceber]: POLL!!! Squirrels Are Cool! It has nothing to do with squirrels, so please do it!

2005-08-18 [Snowboarding Zombie]: hell ya man...im just a junky with a monkey..

2005-08-18 [Acceber]: ...yes

2005-08-19 [Acceber]: awwwwwwwwwww!!!

2005-08-19 [Raesha]: what...?

2005-08-20 [Acceber]: the pic...it's weird.....and...um....

2005-08-20 [Snowboarding Zombie]: its a puppy!

2005-08-20 [Raesha]: so cute!

2005-08-22 [Acceber]: yeah!

2005-08-23 [Raesha]: ^^

2005-08-24 [Acceber]: mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!! ...anyway...ha ha ha!!!! oO;;

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